Joke

At 18, a lady is like a football... 22 men behind her
At 28, a lady is like a basketball... 10 men behind her
At 38, she is like a golf ball... 1 man behind her
At 48, she is like a TT ball... one man pushing her to the other...

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NIPPLE: peak of love
BOOBS: shape of love
PENIS: length of love
CUNT: depth of love
ASS: Base of love
TESTICLES: weight of love
FUCK: experience of love
SUCK: taste of love
MASTURBATION: substitute for love
CONDOM: care for love
SPERM: cream of love
MARRIAGE: mistake of love

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What is the difference between own wife and other's wife?
Own wife is like CHOCOLATE: it can be eaten at any time
Other's wife is like ICECREAM: Should eat at the right time

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No matter how much you
Press it
Shake it
Rotate it
Slap it
Strangle it
Pull it
The last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear!!!

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defensive statement of a frustrated father fighting with his son...
"I should have wasted you in the bathroom..."

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Saari duniya karegi hamare pyaar ka virodh
Saari duniya karegi hamare pyaar ka virodh
Tu fikar mat kar darling..
Chupke se chod lenge dalkar... DELUX NIRODH

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Beta: Papa, paise do
Papa: Nahi doonga
Beta: Toh maadarchot paida kyun kiya?
Papa: Lowde, teri maaki chut abhi band nahi hui hai... WAAPAS CHALA JAA...

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Degrees of girls:
BA: Beautiful Ass
LLB: Lovely Lickable Boobs
BSC: Beautiful Sexy Cunt
MBBS: Member of Big Boobs Society
MBA: Married But Avaiable

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Sex described in sanskrit:
Chumam chumam
Paapolam chumam
Hastam golam dabe dabe
Taangam chiram lingam daalam
Sarv paapam hare hare

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Beti ka doosre baar balaatkaar hua
Maa: Maine tumse kaha tha na ki aage se dhyaan rakhna
Beti: Maine aage se dhyaan rakha... par saale ne peeche se GAAND MAARDI

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Boy to girl: What is there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell. What is there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner who wants to go to HELL

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Masterji ne bachon se poocha... "batao.. kaunsi Devi pe kaunsa prasad chadta hai?
Ek bacha bola... "Rabri DEVI pe Laloo PRASAD chadta hai...!"

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3 girls walking on road:
Parrot shouts:
RED, GREEN , PINK. Girls knew that those are the colours of their panties
next day they didn't wear panties...
Parrot shouts: TRIM, SHAVE, CURL...!