Ultimate

here comes the ultimate.... 

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at  the vet's when they strike up a conversation.

 The black Lab  turns to the chocolate Lab and says, "So why are you  here?"

The Chocolate Lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on  everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids But the  final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's  bed."

The black Lab says, "So what is the vet going to  do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," comes the reply from the  chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The black  Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you  here?"

The yellow Lab says, "I'm a digger I dig under fences,  dig up flowers and trees.

I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm  inside, I dig up the carpets.

But I went over the line last night  when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch."

"So what are  they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquires.

"Looks like  I'm losing my nuts too, the dejected yellow Lab says.

The  yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks, "Why are you  here?"

"I'm a humper," the black Lab says. "I'll hump  anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, whatever. 

I want to hump  everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower  and was bending down to dry her toes. I just couldn't help myself. I  hopped on her back and started hammering away"

The yellow and  chocolate Labs exchange a sad glance and says, "So, nuts off for you  too, huh?"

The black Lab says ....

"No,

I'm here to get my  nails clipped.