Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli Puchhti hai
Kaisi rahi suhagrat ?
To vo batati hai – "Aaye the wo der se,
dil jala diya,
Pahle kiya Kiwad band,
Fir Deepak Bhuja diya ...
Pahle khel khelne lage Seena Tatolkar,
Fir khel khelne lage Underwear khol kar,
hontho par firaya saman fir bola wo itrakar,
badi swad ice-cream hai darling chus mann lagakar.
sharmai mai bahut or samajh me kuch na aaya,
khola muh or lagi chusne fir maza bada mujhe aaya,
Ek Jang chhidne wali thi ab Palang par,
Gole wali Top rakh di thi jab usne Surang par,
rakh ke topi jagah pe jab usne ragad lagayi,
sursuri si hui jism me mai bahut karhani.
dhakke-pe dhakke mare usne andar daal kar
tez karta raha raftar wo meri cheekh-pukar par.
iske baad utha ke mujke ghodi mujhe banaya,
daal ke danda galat jagah par tanga khub chalaya.
fir se kiya mujhe sidha or tange meri uthayi,
aise karke dono taraf se usne meri band bajayi,
aaya jab aakhri time ehsas gajab ka hua,
thok-thok kar apne pani usne bha diya mera kua.
us pal ka baad hardam yeh mann me aata hai,
din-raat bas aisi hi suhagraat manake ko jee chahta hai.
tujhse bas yahi kahungi manale suhagraat,
mat kar shadi ka intzaar,
pakad le jo bhi mile kyunki
yeh jawani yeh waqt, yeh na aayenge bar-bar.
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