Boyfriend- Jaanu, jab Mai sidhi khade rehkar

halka sa jhuk kar

apna left leg ghutne se modkar

sidha karta hoon fir

right leg ko ghutne se modkar

sidha karta hoon

tab kamar mein dard hota hai....

Girlfriend- To aisa drama karta hi kyun hai.

Boyfriend- achha !! to kya mai ab kaccha bhi na pehnu.

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Waqt nahi ab rone ka

Waqt hai baccha hone ka

tab kyoun nahi royin thi

jab chipak chipak key soi thi

jab kiya hai to bharo

tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo...

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Ladka ladki dono lafange,

Ek Palang pe dono Nange,

Ladke ko lagi thand,

Usne nikala apna lund,

Ladki ne tange kholi,

AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!

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Sardar: Kitane logi?

Call girl: 500 Rs. on bed, 100 Rs. on chatai.

Sardar bola: Ok,yeh lo 500 Rs.

Callgirl: Wow! On bed...?

Sardar bola: Nahi, 5 bar chatai par..

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