Classic

Classic ones-

☑ In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! 😜

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☑ Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity ... don't screw the opportunity! 😜

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☑ Define contraceptive pill?

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy! 😜

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☑ What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?

Skill is more important than the instrument! 😜

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☑What is the definition of a Lesbian?

Yet another damn woman trying to do a Man's job! 😜

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☑ On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!

Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that! 😜

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☑ Today's generation: 

6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.

4 year boy: What's a balcony? 😜

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☑ What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?

Stay out of BED for two days!!!

Nipple se tapak raha pasina,

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nipple se tapak raha pasina..

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Bhigi hui gaand aur lathpath seena..

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Ab tumhi batao "Ghalib"..

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itni garmi me Koi kaise thoke hasina..!!😅

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Pati bola: Good nite,

patni : aise kaise good nite

Band karo light,

hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,

karlo pussy se fight,

Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!

Tab hogi good night

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English teacher: 

Aaj Sabko'My Best Friend' par 10 line likhni he,

thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha

Madam,'Bhosdike' ko English me kya Kehte hai....?

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Girl :- Mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand hai.!

Boy :- Mujhe bhi tumhare Chut aur Kule bahut pasand hai.!

Rishta vahi , Soch Nayi..!

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Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye

General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.

Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”

Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka sperm Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”

Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche

Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi

Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”

Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“😳🍌🌽😋

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Boy -"Yaar, kal exam hai,

Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. "

Epic reply from His Friend -

"Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai" !! 😂😅

Nipple Nipple Little Star 

Can I fuck U in My Car  

Up above Ur Boobs So High 

Always milky Never dry 

Let Me Press it  

Don't feel Shy  

Open Ur Panty  

Let Me Try 😂😂😂