Sardar special

Sardaars are back. 😃😃😃

A Sardaar went to a bank to open a Savings Bank Account.

After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

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Sardaarji was standing below a tube light with open mouth.

Why?

Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light.'

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1 sardaarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper was leaking from?

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Santa, Your daughter has died.

Depressed, Sardaar jumps from 100th floor.

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter.

At 25th floor he remembers I am unmarried.

At 10th floor he remembers I am Banta not Santa.

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On romantic date sardaar's GF asks him:

'Darling, On our engagement will you give me a ring?'

He said: 'Sure, What's your phone number?'

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Sardaar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What came first, chicken or egg?

Oye Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.

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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardaarji.

He wrote: 'Due To Rain, No Match.'

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What does a sardaar do after taking a Xerox?

He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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Why can't sardaars dial Nine Eleven (911) at emergency?

They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

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Sardaar and wife purchased coffee in a shop.

Sardaar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.

Wife: Why?

Sardaar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.

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Sardaar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror. 😝😁😝