Grandmaster Santa Banta

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).:D

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak
raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf
haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.:O :p
The joke doesn't end here either..:D

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate
hai.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume
aasani se hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me
akela.
S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.:p

The joke still doesn't end...:D

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy
chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.
Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga.