Tcher: Jurmana mafi d arzi likho.
Santa: Sir,jurmana kina hai?
SIR:5 Rs
Santa:Ah lo 5 Rupaye, mere bapu ne keha hoya hai 5-10 piche kisey kanjar dian minntan ni karnian
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Sar pe Bomb rakhenge toh, Pehle Sar phatega ya Bomb?
Chinese- Pehle Sar phatega..!
American-No,Pehle Bomb Phatega!
Indian- Sir ji Pehle Gand Phategi...!!!
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Ek Sardar Mele Me Gaya, Waha 2 Line Lagi Thi. ek Jagah Likha Tha..Dekhne ke 20/-.Dusri Jagah likha tha..Karne ke 10/-SARDAR Karne Ke Liye Ghusa. Usko Karne Ke Liye Bakri Di Gayi. Sardar Ne Paise wasulne ke liye Bakari Ki Le Li.Dusre Din Wo Dekhne wali
Line Me Laga.Aage Wale Ko Pucha Ye Dikhate Kya H??Admi Bola "Aaj Pata Nahi Kya Dikhayenge" Kal To Ek Sardar Ko Bakari Ki Lete Hue Dikhaya Tha!!!
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