Punjabi

You're a TRUE PUNJABI if..

Your grandmum finds u "Kamjor" even if you're overweight.

When unwell, your entire family turns into doctors.

You are so Loud when happy, that people think you all are Fighting.

If you converse for more than 15 minutes, the topic is FOOD.

You can speak any language in Punjabi--
"Kinni soni wind blowndi ai".

You earn Rs.1 and spend Rs. 1:50.

To err is Human but
to BURRRAAH is Punjabi.

You aren't Fat, you belong to a "khata peeta" family.

One word for many emotions--
Surprised- Oye
Calling out- oyee
Angry- OYEEE
In pain- oye oye oye

After gossiping about someone for hours, you end by saying, "SANNU KI" :D =D