Santa becomes christian

To All Punjabis n those who understand the Punjabi psyche !!!!

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill & cook a tandoori chicken & some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics.. & since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken & meat on a Fridays.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa & suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes & much study, Santa attended a Mass.. & as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, & raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic!"

Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of punjabi tandoori chicken & delicious meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors.. & as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary & prepared to scold him, he stopped & watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats & chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, & you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken & you were raised a lamb, but now you are a potato & you a tomato..!!"
The Priest fainted....



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Sardar & his
wife went for
Divorce
Judge: U have 3 kids.
How wil u divide them?
Sardar discusd wid sardarni
& said ok, sir ji
We will come nxt year...