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Pyari Subah Teri,Shaam Meri Ho
Din tera,Raat Meri Ho
Hasi Teri,Udasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut aaye to yaar sirf …
Kabar teri aur usme lash meri ho.
Mehak dosti ki ishq say kam nahi hoti
ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti
sat agar ho zindagi mein doston ka
too zindagi jannat say kam nahin hoti.
1 baccha maa se pitne k baad apne baap se:
Papa kabhi aap pakistan gaye the?

Papa:Nahi beta,

Bacha: fir itni khatarnaak Aatankwadi Item kahan se utha laye? >=) >:O =D
1,THINK POSITIVE
Your life is your garden, your thoughts are the seeds.
If your life isn't awesome, you've been watering the weeds................................ 2,The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and accept the impossible............................... 3,The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart............. 4,Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life............................... 5,A relationship has :
A Girl...
A Boy...
An Ex trying to mess it up...
& A 'Friend' waiting for a break up................................... 6,I'm going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everythings perfect, act like its all a dream and pretend its not hurting me.................................................. 7,When you love someone and you love them with your heart, it never disappears when you're apart. and when you love someone and you've done all you can do, you set them free, and if that love was true...when you love someone, it will come back to you
ISHQ MEI DAULAT SARI NA LUTA DENA,
MUMMY KE ARMAAN KHAK MEIN NA MILA DENA,
GHAR SE PAISE MILE HAI SABZI KE LIYE BETA,
BAZAR JAA KAR JAANU KA RECHARGE NA KARA DENA...
Ek High Court Ka Judge Kahi Ja
Raha Tha Ki Jungle Ke Raste Meun
Uski Car Kharab Ho Gayi.

Door Tak Nazar Daudayi To Ek
Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai Diya, Judge
Raat Wahi Gujarne Ke Irade Se
Udhar Chal Pada.

Knock Kiya To Andar Se Aurat Ki
Aawaz Aay: “Kaun Hai?”

Judge: “Main High Court Ka Judge
Hun, Meri Car Kharab Ho Gayi Hai So Main Raat Gujarna Chahta Hun
Yaha”

Darwaja Khula Aur Saamne Ek Sexy Aurat Khadi Thhi

Aurat: “Mere Paas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek Hai”

Judge: “Aap Chinta Na Kare Main
High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”

Dono Jab Sone Ke Liye Bistar Par
Pahunche To

Aurat: “Mujhe Sirf Bra Aur Painty
Mein Sone Ki Aadat Hai?”

Judge: “Aap Jaise Chahe Soye, Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”

Aurat Ne Sare Kapde Utare Aur Bra
And Panty Mein Let Gayi Aur Thodi
Der Baad Boli

Aurat: “Mujhe Saath Mein Lete Insaan Se Lagg Ke Aur Uske Uper Taang Rakh Ke Sone Ki Adat Hai”

Judge: “Madam Aap Jaise Marji
Soiye Mujhe Koi Problame Nahi
Main High Cort Ka Judge Hun.”

Raat Gujar Gaye Subah Judge
Sahab Bahar Baithe Chai Pee Rahe
The To Unhone Dekha Ki Us Aurat
Ne 2 Murge Aur 10 Murgiya Paal
Rakhi Thi Jinme Se Ek Murga Jo Langda Tha, Wo Sab Murgiyo Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Dusra Ek Murga Chupchap Baitha Tha

Judge Se Ye Dekh Kar Raha Nahi
Gaya

Judge: “Ye Dusra Murga Chupchap
Baitha Hai.. Kya Ye Bimar Hai?”

Aurat: “Nahi …. Ye Chutiya High Court Ka Judge Hai“ :p=))
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Pati use ghur raha tha.!
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Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka
irada hai kya.......?.?
.
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Pati usko thappad maar ke bola:
.
. Kamini Mere garam pani se kyu
nahayi..??=D
TEACHER: sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DUDH me hai?

BOY: GIRLFRIEND k... Q K iske muh se lagate he, jism k un hisso me bhi JAAN aa jati hai jisme HADDI nahi hoti...:p.
Gujju & Chinese in a train.
A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!
Another cockroach enters.
Gujju catches & asks d chinese:
Kharidega kya..?..;) =D
Weird Facts :

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?).

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55% of all men who have read this post have already booked their flights to Guam, the rest are considering it.
Nurse to patient with bleeding head:
Your name?
Patient: John.
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Nurse: Age?
Patient: 25 years
.
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, No Car accident..;p :)