Sardars rock

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha..!!

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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo huss rahe ho?
Sardar: Me to uth ta hi subah 9 baje hu.!


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Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he.
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota he?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.!!

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Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti he to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hu.
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C 'on' kar leta hu.!


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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"


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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega


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Hitler: "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha na"


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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Salesman: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar,mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.


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1st sardar: oye..agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha he ki banda so hi jaye..


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1 sardar rail ki patri pe so gaya. 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho?Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez hai.



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In bio practical:Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed.!
What's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name.