Bed Manners

2) Girl Friend: I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...

Boyfriend climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please?

*ADULT JOKES*

1) A soldier's wife sends him her nude photo with both legs wide open ...

"Darling, I'll wait like this till you come back!"

Soldier: That's great. But who has taken this photograph??

🤪🤪🤪🤪

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”

Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said,

“I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented,

“Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?” Arthur said, “Yep, that’s me.”

God said, “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?”

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally, he said,

“Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of woman?”

God said, “Yes.”

“Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!”

“Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.”

God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some keywords, And waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

“Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!”

😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just inder Trudeau

What do you call vacant PM seat in Canada after Trudeau’s resignation? 🤔

*"KHALI"STHAN*

Chutia

*चूतिया* शब्द की उत्पत्ति...

एक पुरुष को एक दुर्लभ बीमारी थी 

जिसका डाक्टरों के पास कोई इलाज नहीं था । 

लेकिन 

एक हक़ीम ने बताया की अगर कोई स्त्री एक महीने तक उसे अपना दूध पिलाये तो शर्तिया वो ठीक हो जायेगा ।

ये बात जब बिरादरी को पता चली तो उसकी जान बचाने की खातिर उन्होंने मोहल्ले की एक ऐसी महिला को उस पुण्य के काम के लिये तैयार किया !

युवक दूध पीने महिला के घर पहुँच गया ।

पांच मिनट दूध पीने का सिलसिला लगातार चला तो एकाएक महिला 

*उत्तेजित भाव से कान में फुसफुसाई :*

*कुछ और चाहिये क्या...?*

बेचारा शरीफ था भावनाओ को समझा नहीं

और बोला:

*एकाध बिस्कुट हो तो दे दो...* 

*और इस तरह "चूतिया" शब्द का आविष्कार हुआ ।*

🤫😝😉🤦🏻‍♂️😜😱😳🥺🙈😯🤩..