A TATA motors Manager

walked into his office one morning, not realizing

that his zip was down. 

.

His beautiful secretary walked up to him and tactfully asked, 

"Boss, this morning when you left your house, 

did you remember to close 

your garage door?"

Her Boss didn't catch the drift, 

nodded 'yes, of course' 

and went into his cabin looking a bit puzzled.

When he was done with his paperwork, 

he suddenly noticed that his zipper was open!

He zipped up and remembered what his secretary had asked him in the morning; 

he finally understood. 

Then he went out to find his secretary by the coffee-machine 

& joined her for a cup of coffee...

He looked into her eyes and cockily asked his secrrtary, 

"When you saw the garage door open, 

did you see my JAGUAR parked in there?"

The secretary paused for a moment,

and then replied with a smile, 

"No, Boss, I didn't. 

All I saw was 

"A TATA NANO 

with 2 flat tyres..."

😳😜😫😖😆

एक आदमी टॉयलेट में बैठा था की अचानक से उसे साथ वाले

टॉयलेट से आवाज़ आयी: “क्या हाल है?’

आदमी घबरा के बोला: “ठीक हु..”

फिर आवाज़ आयी: “क्या कर रहे हो?”

आदमी: “ज़रूरी काम से बैठा हु.."

फिर आवाज़ आयी: ”मैं आ जाऊ?”

आदमी और घबरा के बोला: “नहीं नहीं, मैं अकेला ही ठीक हु.."

फिर आवाज़ आयी: “अरे यार मैं तुम्हे बाद में कॉल करता हु, कोई कमीना साथ वाले टॉयलेट से मेरे हर बात का जवाब दे रहा है..!!😜😃😀😂

😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂

Couldn't resist sharing...

A man  boards a Jet Airways flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.

As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the  

plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat.

 

Low and behold, she takes the seat right next to his.

 

 Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?"

 She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Sexologists Convention."

 He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist! Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure,

 He calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"

 

 "Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

 "Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?"

 

 "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, whereas actually it is the Bengali. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardar." 

 Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know  your name!" 

 "Venkatraman!" the man blurts out. "Venkatraman Banerjee!

 But all my friends call me Joginder Singh!"

😊😊😊😊

Men will be men 😜

Punjabi: What's the price of this painting?

Curator: 5 lacs. It's in oil. 

Punjabi: Tussi paise di tension na lao! Kuchh desi ghee mein dikhao.