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Friday, June 13, 2014

Pappu on honeymoon nite
 
Jaanu itna kyu ghabra rahi ho..?
 Biwi: Mujhe sex ke baare me kuch bhi nahi pata..
 
Pappu: aree to isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai (he points at his dick) - Isko kehte hai Qaidi.
 (he points finger at her pussy)- isko kehte hai jail...jab qaidi jail me jaata hai aur baahar aata hai usse sex bolte hai..
 
Biwi: Itna aasan?
 To phir chaalu kare.?
 
They have passionate sex and pappu rests...
 
Biwi nudges him again says: suno jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai...
 Pappu fir se Biwi k uper chadd jata hai... maaze se chodta hai...
 
10 min baad Biwi nudges him again n says : jail khuli hai aur qaidi baahar ghum raha hai...
 
Pappu thodi himmat jutata hai aur fir Biwi ko chodta hai,
 
Jaisi hi pappu leta...
 
Biwi ki tadap fir se jaag gai aur boli : jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai....
 
Frustrated pappu: To bhen-ki-lodi thodi baahar ki hawa bhi khaane de...UMAR QAID thodi mili hai..
Its new in whatsapp faila do ...... .......😜😝😝
Its a very special day...

Today Is Year's Middle Day.

We Hv Completed 183 Days and Still we have 183 Dayz left in the year...    

Hope u had a good first half...

And here's wishing you all  good and better second half...

Hope I'm the only one to wish u this ...
💐💐🌹🌹💐💐
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you
for a week.

Another boy laughs.
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps.
Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you
for a month.

Just then teacher drops her chalk piece and she bends down to pick it up...
and little Johnny starts walking
out...
Teacher: Johnny why are you
going out?

Johnny: with what I saw, I think
my school days are over.😂😂😂

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

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एक आदमी ने कुत्तों से पूछा,
"तुम सब क्यों नाच रहे हो?"
कुत्ता," अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं.
गांव में बिजली आ जायेगी
आदमी: तो तुम्हे इस से क्या लेना देना?
कुत्ता:; बिजली आयेगी तो 
खंभे भी लगेंगे

😁😁😳😳😁😁😳😳

Friday, June 6, 2014


What is the difference between welding and wedding ..

In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, , whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks ⚡forever ...🚩
😜😜
😝😝😝😝
A smart answer given by a Man when asked "How do you feel when a woman gives you a flying kiss" 

Man :  I hate such lazy women
😂😂😂😂☺
Santa shampoo ko sir ke sath kandho pe bi laga raha tha

Wife ne pucha-kandho pe shampoo kyon laga rahe ho?
 
Santa-bewaquf hi rahegi jindgi bhar! ye koi aam shampoo nahi

Head & Shoulder hai.
😜🔫
🌟

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Sheikh was talking to his travel agent....

Sheikh: I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently....

The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go....

Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and spent some days and my wife Razia got pregnant.....

Then two years ago, you told me to enjoy Bahamas, and Razia got
pregnant again....

Last year you suggested Tahiti and Razia once again got pregnant.....

Travel agent: So, what are you going to do this year that is different?....

Sheikh replied: This year I'm taking Razia with me.....😂😂

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Good ones friends. 😎
A hardcore CA gets home late one night.
 His wife angry and upset, says "Where the hell have you been?"

He replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" 

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" 

"I got a thousand rupees note on my privates" he said proudly. 

"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust "what is wrong with this man, Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a thousand rupees note tattooed on his bloody privates?" 

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. 

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. 

Three, I like how money feels in my hand. 

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a thousand bucks anytime you want!"
Wife faints.. 😜