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Monday, October 28, 2013

Boy-
bhukh sanu lagi hai
khaiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
roti ethe bani ae
khao ethe ake

Boy-
nind sanu ayi ae
soiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
bed ethe laga
sowo ethe ake

Boy:
lun sada khada hai
paayiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
fuddi sadi khulli
pavo ethe ake

After sex girl-
peed sanu hundi ae
dasiye kinu ja ke ?

Boy-
sada kam ho Gaya
maa chudao ja ke!!


--:/
Girl - ooooooOh yeah
Girl - ooooooowww yes .. Faster
Boy- wait , u said ur a virgin😒
Girl- oh yeah i forgot ..
Girl - Ouch! Ouch! Oh shit! It hurts
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😜
Dear Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi,

If you want to solve common man's problem, first understand the problem. Get married.

Yours hopefully,
Common Man😜
There was a long line at airlines airport counter .. 
A man came breaking the line and conversation with desk girl was as follows ---
Man - I need a business class ticket to New York.
Girl - I am sorry sir but you have to come in the line. 
Man - Do you know who I am ?
Girl - (speaking on the mike) , Attention Ladies and Gentelment , we have a passanger here who doesnt know who he is. Please if anybody can come and identify him.
The crowd went hilarious.
Man - (frustated) , FUCK YOU.
Girl - Well sir, line for that is even longer. 
😜😝😃😃😃

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Sardar special

✔😷😜🙉
4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.


Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati


Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message


Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Que. the :
1. China kis Desh me he.?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?



Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....



Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hai...


1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir
Gaya.
Pujari Ne Aarti Di.
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?
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Ans-
Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola
Happy B'day Hanumanji.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Multibagger

There's a big difference between men and women when they say :

"I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night ... 😂😝😂
Prabhu..
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me! 💘😜😝
Sab prabhu ki maya hai.
Dogs marriage kyo nahi karte..?

Bumper jawab 

Very simple..!
Kyonki wo to
pehle se hi Kutto ki Zindgi
jee rahe hote he..!
New collection .... 😆👍

Badi behen honeymoon pe gayi. 
Choti ne SMS kiya : Didi jo jeans di thi, jarur pehenana.
Didi reply : Is haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pehnane di, tuze jeans ki padi hai.
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Wife & Husband returned from honeymoon after a week.

Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week? 

Wife : The whole week has made my hole weak.
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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi? 

Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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Shock of life....

Biwi ne suhaag raat par shohar se kaha : Please ye condom use nahi karna.

Muze is brand se allergy hai.
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Lady doodh waale se : Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.

Doodh wala : Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho, kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.
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1 ladki film dekhne ke baad galti se boys hostel chali gayi. 
Agle din saheli ne pucha kaun si movie dekhi? 
Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi.
Fir Sab Ne Bana Di Ghodi.
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Pati ne patni ko surprise dene ke liye apne niche ke baal katvaye aur chupke se so gaya.
Neend main patni ne niche haath fera to boli : devarji aap kab aaye?
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Wife : Hamari beti ki bra maine driver ke room main dekhi.
Husband : Kamina kahika, lekin tum waha gayi kyu thi?
Wife : Mai to apni panty lene gayi thi.
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Santa : Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene q nahi aaya. 

Doodhwala : Saahab meri biwi bimar thi. 

Santa : To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata....
I was realy angry wen i lost quiz by 1point.
las question was
"wher do men nd women mstly hav curly hair"

I was sure dat i was corect bt stupid judges said
"Africa"
Husband  &  Wife  Boxing  ka match  mehnga  ticket  khareed  kar  dekhne  gaye .

1  Boxer  ne  1st  mint  m  hi doosre  ko  knock  out  kar  diya .

Husband :  Oh  Shit .

Biwi : Ab  Aap  ko  patta  challa  k  1  mint  mein  " KHEL "  khatam hone  par  kitna  ghussa  aata  hai .

Jin  ko  samjh  aaya  wo  aagay forward  karen .  baki  pogo  dekhe...
Most Dangerous Qualities of Wives:
She listens HALF,
Understands QUARTER,
Thinks ZERO,
Reacts DOUBLE,

and REMEMBERS 100%

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Bonanza

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya.
Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega.

Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena.

Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?

Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun.

Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ki *****, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!!😝😜😄

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.? 
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. 😜
🔴🔴🔴

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

College Me, Mam-"
Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy"
Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam-
Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar
jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai.. 😝

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....
husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛😜😂😂😜😜

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :

MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.

Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex.

Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? :D

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
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Finally guys look at them and say:
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BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.

Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.

SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Girl (During  sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..😂😛

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'
Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal  
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi
Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....😜😝😗😴😳

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌m.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013





Boyfriend- Jaanu, jab Mai sidhi khade rehkar
halka sa jhuk kar
apna left leg ghutne se modkar
sidha karta hoon fir
right leg ko ghutne se modkar
sidha karta hoon
tab kamar mein dard hota hai....

Girlfriend- To aisa drama karta hi kyun hai.

Boyfriend- achha !! to kya mai ab kaccha bhi na pehnu.



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Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo...



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Ladka ladki dono lafange,
Ek Palang pe dono Nange,
Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi,
AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!



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Sardar: Kitane logi?
Call girl: 500 Rs. on bed, 100 Rs. on chatai.
Sardar bola: Ok,yeh lo 500 Rs.
Callgirl: Wow! On bed...?
Sardar bola: Nahi, 5 bar chatai par..




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Birthday

Santa: pados mein kya chal raha hai...👪👬👭👫
Banta: bday hai...🎂
Santa:kiska...❓❓❓
Banta:tuyu ka...
Santa...tuyu kon...😳
Banta: Ha!! Aise hi sunai diya tha happy bday tuyu...😂😝😜

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Love letter - professional way

This is how, to write a love letter, in a professional manner..



Dearest Girl, 

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Monday, the 1st day of Jan . 

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st day of Jan at 9.30 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility would be made permanent. 

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. 

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.

 Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

 However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. 

I request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be treated as cancelled  and I shall be considering some other girl. 

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister/friend, if you do not wish to take up this offer. 

Thanking you in anticipation. 


Yours sincerely, 😜



😆🙈😝

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Decision

Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
goli marun ya gaand?

Aaj aap ko zinda dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai.

Good decision..!!!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Heights

Heights of :-

1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.

2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.

3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.

4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.

5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.

6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.

7) Stupidity?
Looking through key hole of a glass door.

8) Suicide attempt?
A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.

9) Height of free time?
You are reading the whole msg....😂

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Singh is king

1 Sardar ne full nite chodne k liye call girl ko 20000 dekar kaha:

"Meri sirf 1 shart hai ki har shot k baad thodi deir K LIYE BATHROOM JAAUNGA!"

CALL GIRL maan gai.
Raat k 3 baje 16 SHOT k baad CALL GIRL adhmari haalat mein sardar k piche piche chali gayi, ye dekne k liye ki sardar har trip k baad zyada strong kaise ho jaata hai!

kuch dekne k baad woh behosh ho gayi.

Socho kyun?

? ? ?

Bathroom mein 50 sardar 1 jaisi pagdi pahne, line se nange khade the.

SINGH IS KING :-0



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Santa ka gussa

Santa gusse me BIWI se bola- "Dil karta hai ki.. aaj tere tukde-tukde kar k idhar-udhar faink Duu..!!


Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi...


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Bhai "Momme"  idhar fek dena !! 😂😋

Milking machine

A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument from his tool. Anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information. He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the Farmer decides to call the customer hotline.
''Hello, I just bought a Cow Milking Machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do you remove it from the cow's udder?''
"Don't worry sir'', replies the Customer Service Person, ''the machine will release automatically once it has collected two litres!"

Monday, October 14, 2013

Sardar special

Sardaars are back. 😃😃😃
A Sardaar went to a bank to open a Savings Bank Account.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
😀
Sardaarji was standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light.'
😃
1 sardaarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper was leaking from?
😀
Santa, Your daughter has died.
Depressed, Sardaar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter.
At 25th floor he remembers I am unmarried.
At 10th floor he remembers I am Banta not Santa.
😀
On romantic date sardaar's GF asks him:
'Darling, On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure, What's your phone number?'
😀
Sardaar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What came first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
😀
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardaarji.
He wrote: 'Due To Rain, No Match.'
😀
What does a sardaar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
😀
Why can't sardaars dial Nine Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
😀
Sardaar and wife purchased coffee in a shop.
Sardaar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardaar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
😀
Sardaar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror. 😝😁😝

Death bed

A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospita) with Wife, Kids
and Nurse beside him.


Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.

To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.

To youngest son : You are my youngest and most dearest and I
want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.

To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.

Nurse - quite impressed - 
To wife : wow...You are lucky to have such a
husband
who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.

Wife: What properties, 
what rich ...
he's distributing out responsibilities of delivring Milk to his clients in the morning

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Creative gaali

Most creative gaali of the year...Abe lund pe ghungroo bandh ke teri aisi gaand marunga. Ki Padosi kanfuj hojayenge Kirtan ho raha hai ya mujhra...👋👋

Saturday, October 12, 2013

आज का सुविचार



तरक्की  की राह मे रोडे आए या ना आए,
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भैन के लोडे जरूर आते है ।😄

Multibagger

Behind Every FAIL Student,
There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?
A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Karte Hain. 



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Postman Knocked The Door..
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A Kid Came Wid Cigrete In Mouth &
Beer In Hand..
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Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??
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Kid:" Abe Bhosdi K,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai,Baap Ghar Pe Hoga.. 



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Grandson - dadaji aapke daant hai par
dadiji ke kyun nai?
Dada - beta Mere daant hai kyunki main doodh bahot peeya karta tha..
or teri daadi ke nahi hai kyunki 
teri Dadi ganna bahot choosa karti thi... 


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Guptaji to shopkeeper - koi aisi scheme
nikaalo jisme 500rs ki shopping pe sex
free ho..

Shopkeeper - Kya Guptaji, AAP ko pata hi nai, yeh
scheme toh last month nikali thi aur bhabhiji
to 8 baar 1000-1000rs ki shoping bhi kar ke gayi thi... 



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Husband ne magazine padte huye achanak
paas baithi biwi ki choot mein ungli daal di..
Biwi - oh jaanu sex ka mood hai kya?
Husband - nahi yaar, page palatne ke liye
ungli geeli karni hai...

Friday, October 11, 2013

Santa speech

Santa's speech to his workers in English: 

"Do do, not do not do, Eat ur husband and lie in oven.. What my goes ? Your goes your father's goes..!!

In Punjabi: 

Karna hai karo, nahi karna na karo.. Khasmaa nu khao te chulle vich pao.. Mera ki jaanda ae ? Jo jaanda ae twaada te twaade peo da jaanda ae.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Loan dept

Son swallows 3 coins whiLe playing. Father starts beating on his back. Boy vomits 2 coins but still was choking.
Father shouts 4 help.
A Woman, in a Business Suit, saw it & casually pulls down Boys Pants, Catches his Testicles, Squeezes, Twists them gently then Tighter.
Finally Boy,Screaming in Pain, Coughs out last Coin.
Father thanked her & asked are you Doctor?
Woman: NO,I'm with ICICI Bank Loan Recovery Dept 😝
Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kaha jayenge?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..😆😆😜

Monday, October 7, 2013

Classic


Classic ones-
☑ In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! 😜
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☑ Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity ... don't screw the opportunity! 😜
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☑ Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy! 😜
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☑ What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument! 😜
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☑What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a Man's job! 😜
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☑ On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that! 😜
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☑ Today's generation: 
6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.
4 year boy: What's a balcony? 😜
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☑ What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for two days!!!
Nipple se tapak raha pasina,
.
nipple se tapak raha pasina..
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Bhigi hui gaand aur lathpath seena..
.
Ab tumhi batao "Ghalib"..
.
itni garmi me Koi kaise thoke hasina..!!😅

😀
Pati bola: Good nite,

patni : aise kaise good nite

Band karo light,

hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,

karlo pussy se fight,

Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!

Tab hogi good night

😀
English teacher: 
Aaj Sabko'My Best Friend' par 10 line likhni he,
thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha

Madam,'Bhosdike' ko English me kya Kehte hai....?

😀
Girl :- Mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand hai.!

Boy :- Mujhe bhi tumhare Chut aur Kule bahut pasand hai.!

Rishta vahi , Soch Nayi..!

😀
Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka sperm Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“😳🍌🌽😋

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Boy -"Yaar, kal exam hai,
Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. "

Epic reply from His Friend -

"Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai" !! 😂😅
Nipple Nipple Little Star 
Can I fuck U in My Car  
Up above Ur Boobs So High 
Always milky Never dry 
Let Me Press it  
Don't feel Shy  
Open Ur Panty  
Let Me Try 😂😂😂

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Mehangayi

Agar yahi Government aur 4 saal rahi to

1.Dudh sirf Boobs me hoga.

2.Gas sirf Gand se niklegi.

3.Pani sirf Lund se tapkega.

4.Petrol to itna mehnga hoga ki Gand me Mirchi laga ke kam par bhagna padega:-%

Confessional box

Two Difficult Things To Achieve -

1.    To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2.    To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a Teacher.  And the second is called a Businessman.
 
The one who succeeds in both is called a Wife. The one who fails in both is called a Husband!  😥😜😷


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Confessional Box ?????

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. 

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side". 😜😜😝

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Lankesh

RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali h
Unki YAAD m plz Ye SMS
km se km
kisi 6 RAAKSHAS ya 6 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND krein.aapki manokamna puri hogi 
Maine  apna Farz pura kr Diya.
"JAI LANKESH"  :".                          😄😃😀😊😍😳😢😪😥😡

Life's attitude

Must Read Superb Attitude for Life
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Log hamare bare me kya sochte hain,
Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir log kya sochenge..! 
Jiyo bindas..;)
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 Someone asked Life:
Why are you so difficult...????!!!
Life Smiled and said
"You people never appreciate easy things"...:) ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
 Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, 
but because you deserve peace... 
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Unbelievable fact --  
Our body is full of water but wherever it hurts,
blood cums out.
&
Our heart is full of blood but
whenever it hurts,
TEARS comes out.
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If you have a "magnetic" personality and yet people don't get attracted to you - it's not your fault.
They have "iron" deficiency in their bodies
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Coolest msg. . . . . . 
"if we sleep on flowers, its called our first night"
"if flowers sleep on us, its called our last night"
Reality of life....
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Pearl of the Day:
"If You want to feel Rich,
Just  Count All The Things You have, That Money cannot Buy."

Friday, October 4, 2013

Fudi Da

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Mainu pata c tu jurur pdenga kanjra "kaali lulli walaya"
THIS ONE IS SUPERB 😂😂    Santa : "Dr.SAAB sheesha vekh k mera lun khada ho janda ae." 
DOC-"Ae koi bemari nai teri shakal hi fudi wargi ae.. Fudi Deya 😜😛