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Thursday, September 25, 2014

BREAKING NEWS.   

Mangalyaan relays first pics of Mars. 

BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY. 

Pics show no signs of Beer, Porn, and sports shows. 
Clear indication that men are not from Mars!!!

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

😜

कल से मै बहुत परेशान था...
मेरी नजर पडी भुटो के भारतीय दोरे पे...

बेनजीर का भारत दौरा 22 दिसम्बर 1987 ।

बिलावल जन्म 21 सितम्बर 1988, 
ठीक 9 माह बाद...

और तब हमारे PM थे राजीव गाधी...

Ab samajh me aaya ki udhar bhi ek Pappu kaise aa gaya !!!

Monday, September 22, 2014

Pakistani politician bilawal bhutto ne kaha hai ke ham India se poora Kashmir lelenge...



Ab is bachhe ko kaun samjhaye Hum Indians train aur bus ki window seat kisi ko nahi dete to Kashmir kya  dedenge...
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Sunday, September 21, 2014

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone
do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo...."😀
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Dudhwala 🍼Continuously
Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala📰
hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta
hai.😛.....
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Most confusing double meaning
joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka
Award mila hay!

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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..😛.....
Jee le apni zindagi...
Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!" 

"Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix."

Patient : "That may well be true, but some people have second wife." .

Friday, September 19, 2014

To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them...if outer one breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!

-William Sexpeare

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

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Friday, September 5, 2014

PATI : Are sunti ho ! Seene ke safed baal
dikhane par mujhe senior citizen pension mil
gayi !
PATNI : Zip khol ke dikha dete to VIKLAANG
Bhatta bhi mil jata..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Santa:-veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai?
Banta:- film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg
aur agar underwear me aaye to non-veg