Outstanding

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Baba

Teacher: "What do you do after school?"

1st Student: "I go and buy weed from Baba"

2nd Student: "I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba."

3rd Student: "I go and buy cocaine from Baba" 

4th Student: "I always stay at home and do my homework."

Teacher: "You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?" 

4th Student: *Baba* 

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😂😂😂😂😂

Clapp

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Bachhans

अभिषेक बच्चन : पापा मुझे भी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार चाहिए

अमिताभ: बेटा, बैठे बिठाए कमाके खिलाने वाला बाप

और

लौड़ा चूसने के लिए मिस वर्ल्ड मिल जाऐ...

ये किसी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार से कम नहीं है....

🤣😆😂😀

Ramdev

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Camilla

Camilla, the Duchess of  Cornwall  bought new shoes for her wedding, but they were a size smaller than her actual size. 

During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. 

That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said,

"Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!" 

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. 

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder". 

Charles yelled back.

"I'm trying, darling!  But it's just so bloody tight!" 

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried. 

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,

"There! Oh, God, that feels so good!" 

In their bedroom next door,

the Queen said to Prince Phillip,

"See!  I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!" 

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"   

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy! He served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!" 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

- Jason Koul

Comics

An ultimate one😁😅

👤 A husband in a 

book store : ”Do You have a book called, ‘Husband--the BOSS of the House’..?”

Sales Girl: “Sir, Comics are on the 1st floor....

Delhite

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Success

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Social Distancing

*Dr. -* तुम गटर में कैसे गिर गए ?

*शराबी* - बदकिस्मती है Dr. साहब क्या बताऊँ , 

मेनहोल का ढक्कन खुला हुआ था मुझे लगा *Social Distancing* वाला गोला है

Gst

एक कांग्रेसी भाईसाहब ने स्टेट्स डाला -  *रेस्टोरेंट में बीबी के साथ खाना खाकर जब 1000 रूपये के बिल पर 180 रूपये GST दिया तो ऐसा लगा कि.....अदृश्य होकर मोदीजी ने भी हमारे साथ खाना खाया है*

😂

मैंने कॉमेंन्ट किया -  *भाई साहब, GST तो कॉन्डोम पर भी है तो क्या उसमें भी ऐसा ही महसूस होता है?*🤪

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*ब्लॉक कर दिया साले ने*

😫😫😫😫😫😫