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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

_A hilarious quote about married life written by a husband_

 ```"Only after marriage I understood why bathrooms are also called RESTROOMS!!``` 😂

Monday, October 24, 2016

Wife : अजी सुनते हो? आलमारी के उपर से वह बैग उतार देना! मेरा हाथ छोटा पड रहा है.. 

Husband : तो जबान से try कर ले.... वो तो बहुत लम्बी है ....

Husband ICU में है....

Saturday, October 22, 2016

A Delhi lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: You dirty bastard you have been screwing your secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch you have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget about diamond necklace you were asking for.

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying to repair the torn pieces & lawyer walked away with a smile...

Moral:
Costa Rica's national fruit is Banana and 
India's national business is 
Chutia Banana
This one is a masterpiece .. .

Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm & hand.... ✋

Banta: Why this madness? 😳

Santa: This is foreplay... before Masturbation! 😂

Friday, October 14, 2016

वो कौनसी चीज है जो हमेशा पति की ही रहेगी, पत्नी की नहीं हो सकती ?
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*गलती ..!!*😆😆😂😂
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