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Monday, August 21, 2017

This killed me.

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...

Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our Indian men?

The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

She then asked, what of the Indian women?

The angel replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'
😱😱😂😂😂

Sunday, August 20, 2017

This one is classic...

Santa Singh was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his own fingers, palm and hand.

Banta: Why this madness? 😳

Santa: This is foreplay.. before Masturbation.
🤣🤣