Monday, February 18, 2013
SEX JOKE OF 2013 ka guchha
Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?
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Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola
Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho
Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai
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Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya
Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha
Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband: 10 Rupe Ka
Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe
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Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha.
Ladki: Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?
Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…
Ladki Ye Sun Kar Gusse Se: To Wahaa Udhar Ek Kutiya Soyi Hui Hai, Chal Jaa Aur Shuru Ho Jaa
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Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha
Girlfriend Ko Maja Aa Raha Tha Excited Hoke Boli
Girlfriend: You Want Anything Else?
Santa Masumiyat Se: Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mil Jaate To Maja Hi Aa Jata
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Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: Shaadi Ke Bad Vidayi Ke Time Ladkiya Roti Kyu Hai?
Ladki: Abe Ullu, Agar Tujhe Pata Ho Ki Koi Tujhe Ghar Se Door Le Jake Kar Sari Rat Teri Gaand Marega To Tu Kya Nachega
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Baba Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha
Bhakt: Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?
Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe
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Ultimate Truth Of Life Is Success Kisses You In Private
But…
Failure Always Fucks You In Public
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Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
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Why Is Penis Always Sad?
1. His Hairstyle Is A Mess.
2. His Relatives Are Nuts.
3. His Neighbor Is An Asshole.
4. Whenever He Gets Up, He Vomits and Faints.
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Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye
Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi
Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi
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Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat
Girl: Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?
Santa khush hote hue: Pussy
Girl slapped and said : Saale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai
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Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha:
Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta
Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Q. Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?
A. Because They Think That The Guy Will Marry The Girl In The End.
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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Clapping
She Removes Her Top, More Claps
Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps
Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????
Moral: You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai??
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Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...
Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please??
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Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!
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The best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday ...
My husband took an overdose of Viagra ... couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!
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A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!
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What's the difference between a man & a woman ...
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...
A woman MAY NOT!!
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Wife: Nashta kar lo.
Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.
Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!
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After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!
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Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.
Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.
Lady: Go ahead.
Dr starts.
After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?
Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown that bastard fly inside!!!
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai??
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Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...
Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please??
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Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!
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The best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday ...
My husband took an overdose of Viagra ... couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!
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A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!
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What's the difference between a man & a woman ...
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...
A woman MAY NOT!!
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Wife: Nashta kar lo.
Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.
Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!
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After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!
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Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.
Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.
Lady: Go ahead.
Dr starts.
After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?
Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown that bastard fly inside!!!
Friday, February 15, 2013
THE AGEING PROBLEM
The travelling salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
A sign read: 'Don't Miss The Amazing Sardar.'
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it..
Standing next to it was a middle aged Sardar.
Suddenly, the Sardar dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male equipment and - crack, crack, crack - smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupted in applause and the Sardar was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, 'Don't Miss The Amazing Sardar '
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket.
Again, the center ring was illuminated.
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The Sardar stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and - thud, thud, thud - smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild!
Amazed, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
'You're incredible!' he told the Sardar 'but I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?'
'My son said the Sardar.
Thats because of my age i m growing old
Salesman is puzzled, says "But Sardarji what has it got to do with age?
Sardar "Oye idiot my eyesight is now bad.............. I can't see the walnuts"
That is like a true Son of Punjab
Thursday, February 14, 2013
BRA
Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA
Q: Striped BRA? zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA? liBRA
Q: Magical BRA? aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA? BRAhmin!
Q: Metallic bra? BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie's Bra? BRAd pit
Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd!
Q: Puctuation bra? BRAcket
Q: Scary bra? ghaBRAahat
Q: Room full of BRA's? liBRAry
Q: Alchohlic bra? BRAndy.
Q: surname of bra? ChhaBRA
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole world? aBRAham lincoln!
Q: Which bra is very important for any vehicle? BRAke
AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA !!!
How "BRA-inless"...!!!
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One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping towards a water hole. The forest is so enormous that the frog have never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear is chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear is amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It's the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest are female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear is shocked that the rabbit is asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, are female."
The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that this bear is gay."
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A blonde girl came home from college one day and told her mother that a boy had paid her a dollar to climb up a ladder and get his ball from off the roof.
"You silly girl," her mother said, "he just wanted you to climb the ladder so he could look up your skirt and see your undies."
The next day the same little girl came home from college and told her mother that the same boy gave her a dollar again to climb a ladder and get his ball off the roof. Just before her mother could admonish her for being silly, the little girl said, "No mum, this time I tricked him. I wasn't wearing any undies!"
Q: Striped BRA? zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA? liBRA
Q: Magical BRA? aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA? BRAhmin!
Q: Metallic bra? BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie's Bra? BRAd pit
Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd!
Q: Puctuation bra? BRAcket
Q: Scary bra? ghaBRAahat
Q: Room full of BRA's? liBRAry
Q: Alchohlic bra? BRAndy.
Q: surname of bra? ChhaBRA
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole world? aBRAham lincoln!
Q: Which bra is very important for any vehicle? BRAke
AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA !!!
How "BRA-inless"...!!!
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One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping towards a water hole. The forest is so enormous that the frog have never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear is chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear is amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It's the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest are female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear is shocked that the rabbit is asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, are female."
The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that this bear is gay."
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A blonde girl came home from college one day and told her mother that a boy had paid her a dollar to climb up a ladder and get his ball from off the roof.
"You silly girl," her mother said, "he just wanted you to climb the ladder so he could look up your skirt and see your undies."
The next day the same little girl came home from college and told her mother that the same boy gave her a dollar again to climb a ladder and get his ball off the roof. Just before her mother could admonish her for being silly, the little girl said, "No mum, this time I tricked him. I wasn't wearing any undies!"
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Gaand Phat Gayi?
Zindagi ki Sab se Khatarnak khwahish:
Talvaar ki
Dhaar K Oopar
Khuli GAAND se
phisalna
Or
phir Lun se
Break Maarna.!
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Kya hua
Soch kr hi gaand phat gai. ;-D
Chudaai
Ungli kar kar k pani dia nikal
Boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal
Josh-e-shevat me lore ko rakha choot pe
Dono haath jama diye JÄÅÑI us k doodh pe
Zabt ki achanak asha toot gyi
Or us k sath hi 1 or chud gyi
Baad-e-chudai humne kia aaram
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Ab kia dhoond rahy ho GANDU qissa hua tamam
Monday, February 11, 2013
Aids is dangerous
Ek PAKISTANI USA se apni AMMI ko phone karta hai.KHAN: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai. AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA.KHAN: kyo AMMI. AMMI: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga, Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko
Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,
Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,
Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muje,
Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,
Driver se teri Behen ko. Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega! Tuje ALLAH ka vasta Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana.. .
Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,
Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,
Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muje,
Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,
Driver se teri Behen ko. Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega! Tuje ALLAH ka vasta Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana.. .
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Papu & Baba
Arz Kiya hay..
ßaßa ßakriyan Chaar da,,
ßund PaPPu di Maar da..
PaPPu Nassan di Karey,,
ßaßa Andar Rakhan di Karey..
PaPPu Vichara Ro peya,,
ßaßey da Andar hi Cho peya..
ßaßa ßund Maar K Nass geya,,
PaPPu Msg Parh K Hass peya..
Hi PaPPu
From ßaßa
Valentine
If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"! .....
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Sardar: Dr. Cat has injured my Penis.
Dr: Oh no.
but how?
Sardar: My neighbour was saying to my Wife
"Your Pussy is Wonderful to Fuck" & I tried...
Boy txts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?
Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya tou?
Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. bharosa rakho mujh per
Girl: Ok de doon gi
Boy: B#obs choosnay do gi?
Girl: ok choos lena
After 20 mints
boy texts: yeh sab ghalat hai... main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl:
mujhe pata hai tu ne muth maar li hai kuttay;
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Sardar: Dr. Cat has injured my Penis.
Dr: Oh no.
but how?
Sardar: My neighbour was saying to my Wife
"Your Pussy is Wonderful to Fuck" & I tried...
Boy txts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?
Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya tou?
Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. bharosa rakho mujh per
Girl: Ok de doon gi
Boy: B#obs choosnay do gi?
Girl: ok choos lena
After 20 mints
boy texts: yeh sab ghalat hai... main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl:
mujhe pata hai tu ne muth maar li hai kuttay;
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Shayari
ARZ KIYA HAI
AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA
WAH WAH WAH
AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA
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BHAI SAHAB AAP K PAS 50KA KUHLLA HOGA?
AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA
WAH WAH WAH
AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA
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BHAI SAHAB AAP K PAS 50KA KUHLLA HOGA?
Friday, February 8, 2013
After a long night of making love, the guy
notices a photo of another man, on the woman's
nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his
ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...
notices a photo of another man, on the woman's
nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his
ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Quit doping
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison..................
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison..................
Monday, February 4, 2013
Happy Summer Season ;)
aai thi sardi
Lagi thi thand
Sukrri thi Phudi
Akray thay Lan.
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aa gai garmi
Chali gai thand
Khul gai Phudi
Latak gay Lan.!
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Lagi thi thand
Sukrri thi Phudi
Akray thay Lan.
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aa gai garmi
Chali gai thand
Khul gai Phudi
Latak gay Lan.!
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Sunday, February 3, 2013
Sahara
2 Dogs Were having SéX.
SON: dad Ye Kya Ho Rha Hai?
DAD: Peche Wala dog Sahara Le kar Chal Raha Hai.
SON: Ajeeb Zamana Hai Jise Sahara Do Wohi “bund” Marta Hai
Friday, February 1, 2013
Multibagger
Welcome sir
one of the sexiest joke .. Very logical ;)
A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..
He applies brakes so hard and the trainstops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants...
The driver shouts out to the boy "Do u realize that if I had not seen u, this would have been ur last f**ck?!!!"
Boy -'Listen dude, u were coming... She was cuming.... and I was cuming.... then I realised ....only You had Brakes!
Kareena ko
ladka hua
bilkul kala.
Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori, Main gora, ladka kaise kala?
Karena replied:
Tu hot, Main hot Jal Gaya Sala! 😈
Psychologists Say :
1) If A Person Laughs Too Much,
Even At Stupid Things,
He Is Lonely Deep Inside.
2) If A Person Sleeps A Lot,
He Is Sad.
3) If A Person Speaks Less,
But Speaks Fast,
He Keeps Secrets.
4) If Some One Can't Cry,
He Is Weak.
5) If Some One Eats In An Abnormal Manner,
He Is Tensed.
6) If Some One Cries On Little Things,
He Is Innocent &
Soft-Hearted.
7) If Some One Becomes Angry Over Silly Or Petty (Small) Things,
It Means He Needs Love......
Try To Understand People.
We are living in such a World,
where Artificial Lemon Flavour is used for
Welcome Drink
&
Real Lemon is used in Fingerbowl .!!
A BLOODY GOOD STORY. WONDER IF IT IS TRUE!!!
Secret US Air Base
---United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They re fueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said,
"Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell herwhere I was last night...! "
Boyfriend Girlfriend dono Sex Kar Rahe The.
Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”
Ladi Gusse Se Boli: “Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“
Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu
Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe The To Golu Ne Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”
Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“
😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise ?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“
Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi.
Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”
Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha
Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Wo Kaise Hai?”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaise”
Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”
Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jate Hai Aur Pani Chhod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padta Hai“
Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“
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Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli
Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”
Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”
Lady: “Nahi.”
Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”
Lady: “Kyun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“
Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“
Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“
Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“
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Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya
Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”
Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.
one of the sexiest joke .. Very logical ;)
A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..
He applies brakes so hard and the trainstops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants...
The driver shouts out to the boy "Do u realize that if I had not seen u, this would have been ur last f**ck?!!!"
Boy -'Listen dude, u were coming... She was cuming.... and I was cuming.... then I realised ....only You had Brakes!
Kareena ko
ladka hua
bilkul kala.
Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori, Main gora, ladka kaise kala?
Karena replied:
Tu hot, Main hot Jal Gaya Sala! 😈
Psychologists Say :
1) If A Person Laughs Too Much,
Even At Stupid Things,
He Is Lonely Deep Inside.
2) If A Person Sleeps A Lot,
He Is Sad.
3) If A Person Speaks Less,
But Speaks Fast,
He Keeps Secrets.
4) If Some One Can't Cry,
He Is Weak.
5) If Some One Eats In An Abnormal Manner,
He Is Tensed.
6) If Some One Cries On Little Things,
He Is Innocent &
Soft-Hearted.
7) If Some One Becomes Angry Over Silly Or Petty (Small) Things,
It Means He Needs Love......
Try To Understand People.
We are living in such a World,
where Artificial Lemon Flavour is used for
Welcome Drink
&
Real Lemon is used in Fingerbowl .!!
A BLOODY GOOD STORY. WONDER IF IT IS TRUE!!!
Secret US Air Base
---United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They re fueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said,
"Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell herwhere I was last night...! "
Boyfriend Girlfriend dono Sex Kar Rahe The.
Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”
Ladi Gusse Se Boli: “Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“
Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu
Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe The To Golu Ne Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”
Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“
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Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise ?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“
Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi.
Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”
Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha
Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Wo Kaise Hai?”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaise”
Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”
Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jate Hai Aur Pani Chhod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padta Hai“
Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“
📧📧📧📧📧📧📧📧📧
Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli
Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”
Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”
Lady: “Nahi.”
Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”
Lady: “Kyun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“
Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“
Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“
Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“
👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪
Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya
Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”
Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.
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