Gita

*एक साहब बता रहे थे कि वे पिछले बीस सालों से गीता के उपदेश नियमित सुनते आ रहे हैं और उसी के मुताबिक जीवन जीते हैं.* 🤔

*मेरा मन उनके प्रति सम्मान से भर गया.* 

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फिर बगल में बैठे आदमी ने बताया

 *गीता उनकी पत्नी का नाम है.....*

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Super 👌

One guy wrote on his FB status: 

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 Likes👍🏻 40 Comments. 

But the best comment was:

"Bhai, tu Uber se gaya kidhar ??? 

Party toh tere ghar pe hi thi."

😜😝🤣😂😱😂

Good one

A non medical student attended a Medical exam by mistake.

See his answers... 

The last one is ultimate!!

😂😂😂😂

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's

city

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : information about the parrots.

ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!

16. Urology: the study of european people

  

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Dude

Epic:

Dude, I m sorry about your wife's death....But how come you married her sister ?

Bro, I don't have the strength to cope with a new Mother-in-Law!! 😜🤣😂

Lavda

Guy 1: Yaar pata nai meri girlfriend pregnant kaise ho gai ! Humne to sirf kiss kiya tha.

Guy 2: Maine to pehle bhi bola tha ki teri shakal hi lavde jaisi hai 😂