Jim

The nightmare birthday gift -
Wife treats Hubby by taking him to a strip club for his b'day..

At the club -
Doorman: Hey Jim! How are you?
Wife: How does he know you?
Jim: We play Golf!

Barman: The usual Jim?
Wife: and how does he know you?
Jim: He's on the Darts Team!

Lap Dancer: The special again Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..

Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..
You picked an ugly one this time... Same Hotel ?=))