Here are the Types of Orgasm for a Woman...

1. The Optimist - 

Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes !!!........

2. The Pessimist - 

Oh No, Oh No, Oh No !!!..........

3. The Confused - 

Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No !!!....

4. The Traveller - 

Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming !!!.....

5. The Religious - 

Oh God, Oh God !!!........

6. The User - 

Ahh, More, More, More!!!.......

7. The Murderer / Mafia - 

Ahh, If you take it out, 

I'll kill you!!!......

8. The Submariner - Mmm...Ohhh...Deeper...Deeper... Go Deeper !!!.....

9. Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi.. Nahii.. Naahiiinnn...!!!......

10. Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: 

Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby !!!......

11. Heavy Metal Orgasm: 

Yaa Come on Honey... 

F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby !!..... come on...

12. Grand Maratha Orgasm: 

Aai Ga. aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa !!!...

13. Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy !!!.......

14. Gujju Orgasm: 

Oh Bhagwan... mari gai... mari gai... aaahh !!!.......

15. South Indian Orgasm: 

Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyo !!!......

16. Bong Orgasm: Oodi baba! Ooooddddiiiiiii baaaa baaaba !!!.....

17. Punjabi Orgasm: 

Chal utar ja hun kaminey, 

mainu hor vi kamm HAIN !!!....😜

SARDAR IN A TOUGH QUIZ - MUST READ

 

 

 

 

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 year war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

NOW SCROLL DOWN.......

.

.

.If You think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then

please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of

the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again... !

 

Your's Sincerely,

Manmohan Singh

And his relative 

YO YO HONEY SINGH

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KiLLER SHAYRI:-

Apne roop pr itna gurur na karo,

ye sab 2 din ki hasti h,

Tumhare chehre per tab tak masti h,

.

jab tak...

.

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Fair & lovely sasti hai

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry.

Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

Dad says- Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye whatsapp aur Facebook wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.😂😂😂😂

Ladki Ke Inkar Par Masoom Si Ek Ghazal pesh karta hu,

pasand aaye to tali ka haqdar samjna...

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota,

Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,

Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Muhabbat Thi,

Par Behn-Ki-Lodi tujhe mujhe dekh ke Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi...!!!

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Bhikari: car mai baithi madam se 10 rupaye de do madam ne de diya toh phr bhikari jane laga                                         Madam boli baba dua toh dete chale jao toh bhikari bola BMW par toh baithi hai moti ab kya rocket mai baithegi

A million pound prize was offered to any university who could explain why the end of a mans penis is helmet shaped or mushroom shaped.

The university of Cambridge concluded it was to give the man more pleasure. The university of Oxford concluded it was to give the woman more pleasure.

After spending the afternoon at a pub, representatives of the University of Punjab concluded it was to stop the hand from slipping....😜

HUNTING  IN  CANADA..............................

A SARDAR WENT HUNTING ONE DAY IN ONTARIO AND BAGGED THREE DUCKS.

HE PUT THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE HOME WHEN....

HE WAS CONFRONTED BY A GAME WARDEN WHO DID NOT LIKE SARDARS.

THE GAME WARDEN ORDERED THE SARDAR TO SHOW HIS HUNTING LICENSE AND THE SARDAR PULLED OUT A VALID ONTARIO HUNTING LICENSE. THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT THE LICENSE,

THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP ONE OF THE DUCKS, SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID," THIS DUCK AIN'T FROM ONTARIO THIS IS A QUEBEC DUCK. YOU GOT A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE, BOY??"

THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE.

THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT IT, THEN REACHED OVER AND GRABBED THE

SECOND DUCK, SNIFFED ITS BUTT AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO QUEBEC DUCK.

THIS DUCK'S FROM MANITOBA . YOU GOT A MANITOBA LICENSE ??"

THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A MANITOBA HUNTING LICENSE.

THE WARDEN THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP THE THIRD DUCK,

SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO MANITOBA DUCK.

THIS HERE DUCK'S FROM NOVA SCOTIA .

YOU GOT A NOVA SCOTIA HUNTING LICENSE??" AGAIN THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET

KEEPING CALM AND PATIENCE AND BROUGHT OUT A NOVA SCOTIA LICENSE.

THE GAME WARDEN WAS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AT THIS POINT,

AND HE YELLED AT THE SARDAR 

"JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM ??"

THE SARDAR SMILED, TURNED AROUND, BENT OVER, DROPPED HIS PANTS SHOWING HIS BUTT AND SAID,

" YOU TELL ME, YOU ARE THE EXPERT!!!!"

Damaad ji pehli baar 

Sasural gaye.

Gaon walo se pucha -

"Yahan Enjoyment ke liye kuch nahi hai kya?" 

Gaon wale - "Nahi babu...

Ek thi wo toh aap le gaye...!"

Imagine Name of Sex Minister 

world wide

Name of Russian sex Minister

Zaberdasti Boobpresski

SriLankan sex Minister

Suck MyLingam

Chinese sex Minstr

Gand Soong Li

Pak sex Minstr

Shake Myboob

Indian sex minister

Gotya lal

Kenya sex minìster

Ogand me bambu

sex minister of america

Roz mary marlow

Sex minister of England

Brown ass markele

Sex minister of bangladesh

myboob aa shake hasina

Sex minister of S.Arabia

shake bin maki chuth abu da lulla....

I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..

So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..

Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .

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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"

His honest reply,

 "MISSING u!" 😜😜😂

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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.

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ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -

Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,

Samajhte Hain,

Aur.

15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL  Jaate Hain...                                       __________________________________☺

Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le ke kata hai.

Nominated as the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 

'Not yet,' she replied.