Friday, June 6, 2014

What is the difference between welding and wedding ..

In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, , whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks ⚡forever ...🚩
A smart answer given by a Man when asked "How do you feel when a woman gives you a flying kiss" 

Man :  I hate such lazy women
Santa shampoo ko sir ke sath kandho pe bi laga raha tha

Wife ne pucha-kandho pe shampoo kyon laga rahe ho?
Santa-bewaquf hi rahegi jindgi bhar! ye koi aam shampoo nahi

Head & Shoulder hai.

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