Doctor : 

Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : 

Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

This is called...

- Positive Thinking..

😄😄😄

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

Now this is called positive attitude.. 👍👍

 Self Confidence at its Peak👉

A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)

"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

😂