Brand New on Rajni... KABALI!

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Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!

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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!

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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass

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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!

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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!

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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s

energy;

and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!

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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but

Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!

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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" 

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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.

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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!! 

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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!

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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala! 

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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! 

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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.

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