A Delhi lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: You dirty bastard you have been screwing your secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch you have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget about diamond necklace you were asking for.

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying to repair the torn pieces & lawyer walked away with a smile...

Moral:

Costa Rica's national fruit is Banana and 

India's national business is 

Chutia Banana