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Saturday, January 28, 2017

Intelligent Husband 
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes. 
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother. 
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Husband also starts packing his clothes. 
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother. 
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother. 
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Clothes unpacked.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„


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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!" 
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Doctor : How is ur headache ? 
Patient : she's out of town.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a 
better model in neighborhood 
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. 

One double and you start feeling single again.          
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that,
the slide show begins !

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils, 
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes? ๐Ÿ‘ 

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? ๐Ÿš—
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? โ›บ๐ŸŽ„

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman? 

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same" 
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. 
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? 
A very INTELLIGENT man replied: 
Women don't have a wife!
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle it...

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