Joke

"My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses"



Sardar- "Ya, I know. Some people drink directly from the bottle''.!
Maths Teacher-1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?.
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Girl-miss yeh to aap ka hi hosla he...
hamaari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
Girl to her blind boyfriend,
Girl: kaash tum dekh sakte mein kitni khubsurat hun.
Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti to kya ankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte...
Andhaa hun..CHUTIYAA nahi
Wife playing with Husband's Penis. Husband in Romantic mood- U want to hav Sex ?
Wife in soft voice
Oh Na Ji Na Bas 2-3 Envelope Chipkane Hai !