Joke

Ek jungle main male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the..

Sari female mil ke bramhaji ke pass gayi, aur vardaan mangi ke kam se kam eek mahine ke liye chudai se mukti milee.

Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaroo ke lavde Kat ke unko coupon de di ye or bola ek mahine ke bad coupon Lana or lund Lejana..

Sham ke time bandar ped pe baitha tha..

Bandariya ne use chedte hue kaha chod Saale ab chod na mujhe

Bandar kuch nahi bola

Bandariya fir boli chodna bhadve chod na lavde..

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di or bola ek mahina rookja meine haathi ka coupon churaya hai lavdi... :p
fir bolna chod na......=))=))=D
Air hostess: kaya lenge sir.
Passenger: puri sabji, halwa, khir aur ladoo.
A H: sir, yeh kingfisher ki flight hai, Vijay Mallaya ka shraadh nahin.
Ek aurat murge wale se- Koi achcha sa murga dikhao..?

Murge wale ne ek Murga Dikhaya,
Aurat ne uske Neeche hath Lagaya or Boli-ye Karachi ka hai koi or dikhao
2sra murga dikhane par niche hath laga ke boli- ye to faisalabad ka he
3sra murge dikhane par niche hath laga ke- ha ye afganistan ka he ye de do
Paise dene ke bad murgewaale se puchhti hai- achha tum kaha ke ho?
Murgawala sharmate hue-ji ab me kya batau aap khud hi check kar lijiye :p
Excellent 1 liner quote-


"He who hesitates,

Later masturbates"
The teacher asks the first grade students what kind of medicines they know
and what they are used for. The first pupil: "Tylenol?"
Teacher: " Very good! And what is it used for?"
Pupil: "It is used for headaches."
Second pupil: "Nytol, Teacher."
Teacher: " Excellent. And what it is used for?"
Pupil: " To help you sleep."
Now it is Johnny's turn and he says: "Viagra."
Teacher: " Johnny, what do you think is it used for?"
Johnny: "It can be used for diarrhea."
Teacher: "Who told you this?"
Johnny: "Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ...
'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder
Bivi ko 100% kamai dene se 10% love milta hai..
Jabki girlfreind ko 10% kamai dene se 100% love milta hai..
paisa aapka..faisla bhi aapka..
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"
Teacher Ne Class Mein Student Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Batao Bachon Sab Se Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?”
Ek Ladki Uthi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Ji Mam, Delivery Ke Waqt”
Piche Se Pappu Khada Hua Aur Huste Hue Bola.
Pappu: “Mam, Isse Kuch Nahi Pata, Issne Kabi Tatton Pe Laat Nahi Khayi Hai“