The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued.....
"My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit card to me."
The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter.......... all except......
the poor Groom!! =DX_X=))
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Son: "Dad, I want to be like you!!"
Dad (Feeling Proud): "That's so nice son. So you want to be a business tycoon?"
Son: "No Dad, I too wanna fuck our maid...." *nerd* >=)
Dunya me Apna maqam kch is trah se banao
k Agr Mar b jao to Log ye hi bolen
Banda Milta nahi tha,
par BC boht bhejta tha:p:D >=)
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