Thursday, November 22, 2012

Punjabi traits


Punjabi Tip # 01 – If it isn’t a Patiala peg, it isn’t a drink!

Punjabi Tip # 02 – When we say Cloney, we don’t mean George Clooney. It might mean Defence Cloney!

Punjabi Tip # 03 – A Punjabi wedding without alcohol will always have a drinks-car parked outside!

Punjabi Tip # 04 – If you’re Punjabi, you definitely know at least one Sweety, Sunny, Tony Jassi or Honey!

Punjabi Tip # 05 – No party is ...complete, till people start dancing & singing to ‘Oh Ho Ho Ho, Ishq tera tadpave’!

Punjabi Tip # 06 – Butter Chicken, Butter Naan and Butter Milk – Three course meal for a Punjabi!

Punjabi Tip # 07 – Tandoori Chicken, the National Bird of Punjab!

Punjabi Tip # 08 – ‘Oye, Koyi nahi yaar’ is our reply to ‘Shit Happens’!

Punjabi Tip # 09 – If we use MC / BC more than 5 times in one sentence with you, we probably love you!

Punjabi Tip # 10 – The only people who proudly call themselves ‘Amplifiers’ and their girlfriends ‘Woofers’

Punjabi Tip # 11 – 5 things Punjabi would have – Bullet, Jutti, Ray Bans, Jeep and Woofers

Punjabi Tip # 12 – It doesn’t matter if you are from Andhra Pradesh, Kerala, Tamil Nadu, or Bangalore; we think you’re a ‘Madarasi’

Punjabi Tip # 13 – You know you’re Punjabi when your nickname at home is ‘Ullu de Patthe’ or ‘Khote de Puttar’

Punjabi Tip # 14 – Canada & UK – Part of Punjab.

Punjabi Tip # 15 – P is for ‘Punj Mint’ and no matter how near or far a Punjabi is from you, he always says he’ll reach in ‘Punja Minta’! (5minutes)

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