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Monday, July 8, 2013

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School k piche nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha...
''Pappu''Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga..


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kal chhutti hai..
kal chhutti hai..
😜😜😜
Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ? 
Patient : she's out of town.:)

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 Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google`How to tackle wife?`

Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

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A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.

He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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And now the latest & the best of all!!

 Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!!
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