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Friday, September 13, 2013

Behenchod & Madarchod

Ek train me 3 ladkiyan safar kar rahi thi... Next station se 3 ladke saamne ki seat par aakar baithe.. . . Thodi der baad un logo ne aapas me baat cheet chalu ki Ladko ne ladkiyo se kaha pahle hum aapas me apna parichay dede.. . . Beech me baithi ladki jo jyada hoshiyar thi usne ladkiyo ka parichay kuch is tarah diya main to main hu, right wali meri bahen hai aur left wali meri maa . . Ladke samaj gaye ki beech wali unka majaak uda rahi hai . . Ladke bhi kam na the Beech wala ladke ne ladko ka parichay kuch is tarah diya main to main hu, right wala Behenchor hain aur left wala Madarchod.

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  1. vijayApril 11, 2014 at 10:25 AM

    oh....great joke madarchod & bhenchod is great ohhhhhh yaaaaa

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  2. AnonymousApril 29, 2014 at 10:02 PM

    bhosadi k thoda dhangg ka joke mara rota choot k dhakkan!!

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    1. AnonymousNovember 5, 2015 at 3:40 AM

      shandaar commnt dude.......

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2017 at 10:16 PM

      SAALE BEDI CHOD TERI MA KE POKHAR MEIN BAAS KA DANDA GHUSA DUNGA

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  3. AnonymousAugust 17, 2014 at 11:34 AM

    Chutiye

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  4. AnonymousAugust 26, 2014 at 6:26 AM

    YE APNI MAIYA CHODA RHA HAI

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2014 at 12:57 AM

    teri maa ki chut madarchod

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    1. AnonymousMarch 14, 2015 at 11:49 PM

      Aur Teri maa ka kya ? Indiagate jaisa bhosda !! Bhen ke take jip lagana seekh phir baat kariyo.naak ponchhni aati nahi chala hai choot soonghne.baawarchod .baawre.Teri bhen ko makhan laga k chosen.

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    2. AnonymousMay 15, 2017 at 12:05 PM

      Abe behenchod bhai log ...joke se jyada tum logo ka comment padh kar maja aa gaya

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2014 at 12:32 PM

    Kuch bhi joke upload karenge
    puraa aand khau joke hai......

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  7. AnonymousOctober 7, 2014 at 12:03 PM

    the most entertaining of all times

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    1. AnonymousMarch 14, 2015 at 11:59 PM

      अबे झांटू इसे entertaining कहता है लोलू, लगता है तेरा लोंडा चूत में घुसते ही पुचुक हो जाता है.पप्पू कहीं का.

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    2. AnonymousJuly 21, 2015 at 9:50 AM

      Chup madarchod.......... tu bada chut ka chaudhary ban rha hai maa ke deene. maa chod dunga teri dheele lund ki paidaish......

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    3. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2015 at 7:29 AM

      Bahut sahi reply...

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    4. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2015 at 12:57 PM

      haan hijron ladon randiyon ki tarah

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  8. rajatOctober 30, 2014 at 2:24 AM

    tumhari maa ka lund

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  9. AnonymousNovember 3, 2014 at 1:16 AM

    lode gaaand me daal le aisa joke teri maa ko chodu bhosdike

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  10. AnonymousNovember 5, 2014 at 12:28 PM

    signup today and mak get girls phone number http://letslove2day.in/

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    1. AnonymousMarch 14, 2015 at 11:45 PM

      Tum sab lawade ke Baal ho झांटुओं तुमहारी गांड घास चरने गई है.

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    2. RandnobhosdoJanuary 12, 2019 at 4:15 PM

      Gand tera loda chatne gyi hey madarchod

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  11. AnonymousNovember 12, 2014 at 9:44 AM

    SABHI VO HAI

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  12. AnonymousNovember 12, 2014 at 9:45 AM

    ek eh pqr

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  13. AndaNovember 18, 2014 at 6:37 AM

    Ja chutiye

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  14. AnonymousNovember 29, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    Madarchod

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  15. AnonymousDecember 13, 2014 at 6:38 PM

    teri maa ke bhosde mein haathi ka lund chodya

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  16. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 3:37 AM

    teri maa apne lode se tere randi baap ko chodti hain
    aur tera baap teri maa ki gand ke baal khujlata hain BC

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    1. AnonymousMarch 15, 2015 at 12:01 AM

      Jhaant k liye shampoo kaun sa use kiya ,,gadhi ke chode !

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    2. AnonymousApril 4, 2015 at 11:32 PM

      चूत झड़ , लण्ड झंड, भोसडी केओ, तुम लोग कुतिया और गधे की चुदाई का नतीजा हो मादरचोदो

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    3. gudduApril 5, 2015 at 3:57 AM

      गांड मराओ

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  17. AnonymousDecember 30, 2014 at 10:52 AM

    Teri maa ka bhosda madarchod kyu maa chudvai h apni bhenchod baap ko bol madarchod dimaag daal bhenkelode bbosdike land chooske rakhdiya dimaag ka madarchod ne saala bhosdika madarchod bhenchod

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2015 at 9:27 PM

    Madarchod ma chodo apna bhosari Randi jat sala joke Karna bhi nahi at a be Randi been me Lauri sugar chord

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  19. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2015 at 12:03 AM

    laude ke baal randave saale bhosadike thoda achha toh joke marta......lauree..

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2015 at 11:10 AM

    Madarchodo
    Tumhari sab ki dai ki chut
    Usme meri lundd
    Tera baap ke muh me lawda
    Tumhari behn khane gayi merr lasse ka halwa
    Gaandy...

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  21. AnonymousApril 29, 2015 at 4:38 AM

    dallay... gandu ki aulad... koi dhang ka joke likhna tha...

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  22. UnknownJune 10, 2015 at 4:02 AM

    hahahahahahahahahah nyc

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  23. Foot of LionJune 14, 2015 at 7:13 AM

    Madarchod kya joke paas kiya bhosdiwale

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  24. UnknownJune 17, 2015 at 1:12 AM

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha kya bat hai yar

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  25. AnonymousAugust 15, 2015 at 2:12 AM

    mulla madarchod

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    1. AnonymousDecember 11, 2015 at 10:19 AM

      re suar ka choda madarchod teri ma ke bur me barka gos dal dege re bhnchd....auqat me re....ram ki najayaz aulado saale ganesh k bur k ball.chotan madarchd.....bhn kA nillam lund sala.....rss ki ma ke bur ka phata hua jhant.............

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  26. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2015 at 4:26 AM

    Madarchod bhosdi ki aulad

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  27. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2015 at 12:31 PM

    Kay betla yevdha gaand ghasun? Lavda lasun??

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  28. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2015 at 4:41 AM

    Tohar mai ke chodo randi waala isse achha toh mera joke hai suno
    Ek ladke ne dusre ladke ko beta kaha
    Us ladke ne khush hoke bola ki agar mai tumhara beta hua toh tum mere papa hue. Dusra larka bola ha. Phir us larke ne bola agar tum mere papa hue toh tumhari wife meri mummy aur hum madharchod hai. Dusra larka soch me padh gaya aur behosh.

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  29. AnonymousOctober 15, 2015 at 6:56 AM

    bhak madarchod

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  30. AnonymousDecember 9, 2015 at 2:48 AM

    teri maa ke bur me anda phorenge laplapa jayega

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  31. AnonymousDecember 11, 2015 at 10:23 AM

    joke to accha tha baba..jo bol....suar ka jana madarchod log ko samajhe ni aaya...........sb ki maa rndi..bhnchd sb..........

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  32. AnonymousDecember 29, 2015 at 2:09 AM

    chup madarchodon... apni maa ki choot chato jaa ke

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  33. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2016 at 11:16 PM

    gand me moot maru bhosdike, lode ke baal madarchod, gand me dunda deke muh se nikalu gandu, gand ke baal

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  34. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2016 at 4:27 AM

    Gand mara ja ke madarchod laude k baal banen chod to sab h gand m danda dal kar hila dunga gand fat jaegi

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  35. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2016 at 1:37 PM

    Kitnee chodpantee pel dee aisa joke markerr
    Inkee maa ki sa ka naka

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  36. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2016 at 12:52 AM

    MADARCHODO RANDI KE PAIDISH, TUMLOGO KI MAA KE CHUT ME TUMHARI BEHAN T CHODU , GANDU, BHOSDIKE, PADOS KI PAIDAISH. HARAMIO.

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  37. UnknownFebruary 22, 2016 at 3:59 AM

    Teri Maa Ko Gutter Mein Daal Kar Chodunga RE!! Madarchod....Joke Maarna Bhi Nahi Aata...>Chinal Ki Chut!!

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  38. UnknownFebruary 22, 2016 at 3:59 AM

    Teri Maa Ko Gutter Mein Daal Kar Chodunga RE!! Madarchod....Joke Maarna Bhi Nahi Aata...>Chinal Ki Chut!!

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  39. UnknownFebruary 25, 2016 at 4:49 AM

    Bhaiyon gaali dena gandi adat hai but joke accha tha

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  40. UnknownApril 3, 2016 at 5:41 AM

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  41. UnknownApril 3, 2016 at 5:43 AM

    no no no what's going on using abusive language?this is not done okkkkkkkk

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  42. AnonymousApril 8, 2016 at 6:18 AM

    madarchod tere gand me do thok beer bottle ghused ke phod dunga behen ki chood laude kuch bhi mat chode kar

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  43. AnonymousApril 22, 2016 at 3:17 AM

    Tum sabki maa kI chut mei loda deke moot dunga madarchodo, chup betho bhen ke lodo

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  44. AnonymousMay 20, 2016 at 12:31 PM

    abey chinaron madarpapuon,bin lund k,apni ma ki chut marne wale,behen k chut k phate bhosde,aur kutte ki jhaat k pissu,apne phufa se chudwane wale,apni gannd me ungli kr use chatne wale bhosdk.apni amma k pallu ki mei chup jaa madarchod.aur apni amma se pooch tera baap kaun h.bahut saal pehle ek rand ko choda tha kahi tu toh mera DNA.

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  45. UnknownJune 6, 2016 at 9:52 PM

    Abe laudo koi dhangg ka joke likhna ata hai to likho warna gaandmarao lund ke baal maa ke bhosade.

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  46. AnonymousJune 18, 2016 at 7:53 AM

    Madarchod madarchod madarchod madarchod madarchod

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  47. AnonymousAugust 8, 2016 at 10:54 AM

    Tumhare ma ki choot mein rawan ka loda, Sale ganduoon, Aisa loda phenk ke marunga sara khandaan chud jayega. Lund se nikalee maal ke ressooooo.

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  48. Kabir ChoudharyAugust 14, 2016 at 8:13 PM

    Teri maa ki chut me mera lund bhosadike.Madarchod gand me ungli krne wale. Koi acha joke nai ata toh aisa joke to mat likh sale chut k dhakkan

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    1. AnonymousMay 25, 2018 at 6:58 PM

      ऐ कबीर... चूतिये...!!!

      तू किसको इतनी गाली-गलोच कर रहा है रे...?
      तेरे बाप का क्या जाता है कैसा भी जोक लिखा हो...?
      तू अपना काम करना साले भोसड़ीके...

      और अपनी सोची या लिखी ओरिजिनल कमेंट मार ना, किसी और की कमेंट का क्यों चोरी करता है साला तु...

      तु भी साला कमाल है रे भेनचोद ...!

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  49. AnonymousAugust 20, 2016 at 11:22 PM

    Madharchod ki aulaad

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  50. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2016 at 12:05 AM

    Abey suar k jane, Teri maa ki churein bandh chatrri dal k kholna dunga. Joke ka Matlab pata nai maa chudane aa gaya. Harami ki paidaish.

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  51. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2017 at 10:17 PM

    abe teri maa ki phasli me land suvar ke land ki aulad madarchod bhadve teri bhen ko dhele land se kutta chode raandi ki aulad

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  52. AnonymousMarch 2, 2017 at 8:21 PM

    KOI LADKI HO TOH MUJHE 8130300099 pe whatsaap kro

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  53. AnonymousMarch 25, 2017 at 1:59 AM

    tere amma ko chodu tuti khatiya pe salle rand k bacche!!!!!!chutiya lund joke

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  54. AnonymousJune 15, 2017 at 12:11 AM

    Isse ghatiya joke nhi padha kabhi

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  55. AnonymousMay 25, 2018 at 6:47 PM

    अरे भड़वे लोग, इतनी सी बेहूदा जोक के लिए इतनी गंदकी फैला दी तुम लोग ने गाली गलोच कर के...!!!

    डूब मरो साले जो अपने आप को शरीफ घराने के होने का दवा करते हो...

    संबधी के पास हाथ जोड़ कर, या अपने दोस्तों के घर... सर झुका कर खड़े हो जाते हो... जैसे की तुम्हारे जैसा दूसरा कोई संस्कारी और धर्मिष्ठ नहीं है...उनका पिछवाड़ा चाटने को हमेंशा तैयार रहते हो...

    और यहां आकर अपनी असली औकात दिखाते हो...?!!! शर्म आनी चाहिए तुम सब को सालों....! लानत है जो तुम्हारे माँ-बाप का सर शर्म से झुक जाते अगर तुम्हारा असली नाम और पता अगर दिखाना पड़ता तो...

    "चुल्लूभर पानी में........"! ......पता तो होगा ही के तुम्हें क्या करना चाहिए...

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  56. RandnobhosdoJune 7, 2018 at 3:07 PM

    MADARCHOD LAMBA MSGS BHEJ LOGO KE LIYE

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  57. Milky RandFebruary 29, 2020 at 3:10 PM

    .Bhenchod mera bhosda maange bada lamba bans ka danda

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  58. Garm DudhJanuary 14, 2021 at 6:51 AM

    Bahenchod n bhosdichod maake lode meri maa chodo madarchod bnkr chut ke pissu bhosdike

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