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CB Jokes - Zip band karo

Girl & Boy Lost in a Jungle.

After 2 days of struggle for Food & Water...

Girl: Jaanu Pls mujhe chood do..

Boy: Are you sure ??

Girl: Yes, Kuch to Andar Jayega !!! 

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1 ladki apne boyfriend tumne kabhi chuchiyo se dudh piya hai?

Ladka (sharmate hue):Nahi

Ladki:To bhenchod....,

bachpan me kya

BAP KA LUND

chus ke bada hua hai .?! 

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Ek Baap ne apne bete ko ginti k zariye bathroom Jana sikhaya.. 

1.zip kholo 

2.pipi nikalo 

3.skin pichhe khicho 

4.susu karo 

5.skin aage khecho 

6.pipi andar Lo 

7.zip band karo 

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Baap roj khush hota tha jab bathroom me se aavaj aati 

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,.... 

Magar ek din usne suna.. 

3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,.... 

Aur baap behosh ho gaya. 

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Jisako samaj aaya Vo frwd kare , baki 2,6,2,6 kareee... 

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Sardar ke Suhagrat pe Light nahin thi... Sardar Naukar se bola: Tu Lalten pakad, main suhagraat mana loon. Naukar ne Lalten Pakdi aur Sardar chodne laga. 

Sardar Biwi se: Maza aaya?

Biwi: Nahin.

Sardar ne phir koshish ki aur phir Biwi se pucha: Ab Maza aaya?

Biwi: Nahin.

Sardar Naukar ko Bola: Yeh Lalten Mujhe de, Main Pakadta hoon..Tu chood... Naukar shuru huwa... 

Jab Kaam khatam huwa to Sardar ne Biwi se pucha: Ab Maza aaya??

Biwi Boli: Haan Bahut Maza aaya...

Sardar pure gusse se Naukar ko Thappad mar ke Bola: Dekha Chutiye.... Aise Pakadte hain Lalten. 

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Master:- aaj sab bachche 1 -1 doha bolenge,

billu tum bolo

Billu:chidiya baithi pedh pe usne diya moot,

sab jor se bolo Raju ki maa ki choot!!!!

Master:- Shabash,

tumne toh raju ki ma chod di, ab raju tum bolo..

Raju:kabutar baitha pedh pe usne diya moot,

kabutar baitha pedh pe usne diya moot,

billu ki maa ka bhosda,

aur master ki maa ki choot...!!!!