On a condom dispensing machine, it was written "Very Safe - Strictly made as per High British standards".

 Someone added below- " So was the Titanic, but it leaked."

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Tv reporter ne Bomb Dhamake me zakhmi sardar se pucha,“ JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?“ 😏Zakhmi sardar - Nahi kameene, 😠woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, “Paaji..... THAAA !!! “ ✨ 😆😆😆