😜U will die laughing

 Hillarious one...😜

Husband and Wife in court discussion .....

The Problem: Who should get Custody of the child?

Wife jumped up and said: "😳 Your Honour I

brought d child into this world with pain and labour 😤 So it should be in my custody."

The Judge turns 2 husband & says

"😒 What do You have to say in your defence?"

The husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says.....

"😔 Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine?"

Yeh sunke...Wife replied: "😠 Judge sahab...bartan mera.. doodh bhi mera... Aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana, to fir wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 boond daalne wale ka"

Husband replied : "😯 Typewriter me kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chitthi kiski? Typewriter ki ya meri?"

Frustrated Judge (Getting mad): 

"😖Abey Saale agar tu chitthi haath se likh leta to ye naubat hi na aati...

😅😅😅

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