Friday, December 26, 2014

Sex karte time Wife - "Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho."

Husband proudly - "You LOVE my VIBRATIONS."

Wife - "Nahi, BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata hai.
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Naya aaya hai fwd karo..!!

Santa ne hospital me pahli bar surgical gloves dekha...

Aur kafi der tak dekhne ke bad khta hai 

"Lag to CONDOM hi rha h lekin shayad DROPADI ke jamane ka hai"
😝😝😝
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Laloo was standing outside parliament. .

Rakhi Sawant passes by & says: Dhoop me kyun khada hai.? 

Laloo :Kamaal hai," Sasuri.. Dhoti ke Andar bhi Dekh Leti hai😳
😂😂
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Santa apni Saali ke saath baitha tha.

Angrez dost: "Who is she?"

Sante ne koshish ki lekin Saali ka english word yaad na aaya. Bola: "I am her behenchod."
😜😝😜😝😜😝
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Santa-Condom Laga k Bhi Meri Wife ko 3 Bachche 👶👶👶Hue..  ðŸ™ˆ

Dr.-Condom kaise lagate ho ?

Santa-Jitna Chadta hai utna Chada k 
Baaki Aage ka Xtra Kaat deta hoon.✂
👳💦😉😜😊
✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂
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New Joke - Hakla Customer Amul Macho Underwear Lene Gaya.


 Dukandar asked - Kya Doon? 


Customer - A..A.. Amul ki MA...

MAA... MAA CHO Do...!
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Vidya Balan removes her clothes
&
Challenges Karan Johar:

Mard Ka Bacha H Toh Satisfy Karke Dikha.?

Karan:Tu Aurat Ki Bachi H Toh Mera Khada Karke dikha.?😜👍😜👍😜
😄😄😄😄
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Hakeem ne Sardar ki bimari ka iilaj Aurat ka Dudh bataya! 
Badi mushkil se
Sardar ne ek Aurat ko raazi kiya.. 
Dudh pilate hue Aurat sexy mood me aa gayi aur boli: Kuchh aur bhi chahiye to le lo. 
SARDAR: Bas Behen,agar saath me Biscuit mil jaata to maza aa jaata..!!😜😝😝😛😄😄😄
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This ones awesome 😜!!!       👪                    
A kid entered into parent's bedroom and shocked at what he sees. Aur chillata huwa bola:"khud jo marzi aaye karo, aur mujhe ek angutha chusne par itna marti ho...😜😂😛😉!!!!
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Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya.
Woh kushi se chillaya... 
Puttar hua! Puttar hua!
Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai!
Meri ungli chhod..!
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. Teacher - Dusshaasan kaun tha? 
Student - bewkoof tha. 
Teacher - kyo? 
Student - Draupadi ki sari 😜khich khich ke thak gaya. 
Sala unchi bhi to kar sakta tha..😋😝😜

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