Facts of life

A Few Good Ones ...

1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory...
I don't remember, what I chose :p

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory !!

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'Sorry dude, No hard feelings....' ;)

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:
'don't' and 'stop' ... unless they are used together :p

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth ;)

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly :D

8. Virginity is not dignity, its simply lack of opportunity ..

9. Having sex is like playing cards.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand !!

10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small... ;)

11. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy !!

12. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only 'down under'.

13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't ;)

15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes :p

16. Despite the old saying: 'Don't take your troubles to bed'.
Many men still sleep with their wives!!
=D