Saturday, May 18, 2013

French Girl to her husband: I'm so Horny Let's Make Love!

German girl to her husband: I'm so drunk let's Make Love !

American Girl to her husband: I saw porn today I'm ready Let's make Love!!

Punjabi Girl to her husband: Aaj main sir tay tail lagay hoya hai, jay kuch karna hoya tay kar lo Mein ek he wari nahaan jawaan gee..



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*ek chor ladki pakdi gayi

Constable wahan pahuncha aur bola teri statement leni hai, woh usko doosre kamre mein le gaya aur chod diya

Thodi time baad Hawaldar aaya bola teri statement leni hai, woh bhi uss ladki ko ek kamre may leke chod diya.

Phir Inspector aaya, woh bhi bola teri statment leni hai

Ladki boli Saab ji, statement to sujji padi hai, kal le lena*


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11 year old girl realized growing hair between her legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about hair.
Mom calmly said. "That part where hair has grown is called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

Next morning at breakfast she told her elder sister
"My monkey has grown hair"

Her Elder Sister smiled and said.

"that's nothing, mine started eating banana's."

Mom faintedπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ’.

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