Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today..
wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much...did he do that??
husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on ZERO....
😍Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?
Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me, baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME” !