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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Ultimste hit

Ultimate Hit!!
HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh 📞

SERVANT picked the phone.

HUSBAND:
Memsab 👸 se baat karao 😍

SERVANT:
Wo to Sahab ke sath kamre 🚪me hai 😘

HUSBAND:
Par Sahab 👨to mai hoon 😳

SERVANT:
Ab me kya karu? 😷

HUSBAND:
Maar de dono ko 🔫 Mai hold karta hoon 😡
After killing..🔪

SERVANT:
Lasho ka kya karu? 😰

HUSBAND:
Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool 🏊 me phek ke bhaag jaa 🏃

SERVANT:
Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai.. 😯

HUSBAND:
Oh Sorry, Wrong Number 😋 😂

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