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Män went tö a woman's underwear company for a job..

The Manager says, "If u can answer these 3 questions right, the job is yours.

We pack our panties in 7-packs, 5-packs & 12-packs, Why ? 

Man thinks for moment & replies, 7-packs r for Indian women: one for each day of the week. 

5-packs r for American women: one each for Mon to Fri, & they don't wear panties on weekends.

12-packs r for Pakistani women: one each, for Jan to Dec...!.

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He got the Job..:)😝.

Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo

Beti:No mama

mujhe nai peena. 

Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi

piyogi to badi kaise hogi? 

Beti: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,

phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain

Main bhi nahi piyungi

to badi ho jaungi. 

Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi

karti,

Agar meri achi beti ho

to doodh pee lo

warna mei tum se khafa

ho jaungi. 

Beti: OK mama,.

aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon . . 

Aur is tarah us ki beti ne doodh pee liya..

Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai

ki kab non veg  start hoga..

bus karo darindo 😂😂😂 

Shravan chal rahe hain..😝😝

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Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi

Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.

Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni

Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha.

Minister: Sach Sach Batao

Tumne

Hamare Sath Kitni Baar

Bewafayi

Ki Hai?

Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: Ji, Sirf 3 Baar.

Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki,

Fir Bhi Usne Pucha.

Minister: Kab Kab?

Patni: Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka

Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko

Manane Gayi Thhi.

Minister: Hmm.

Patni: Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein

Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi thi.

Minister: Aur Teesri Bar? 

Patni Sharmate Hue:Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur

Aapke Pas 76 MLAs Kam the...;)