Confessional box

Two Difficult Things To Achieve -

1.    To plant your ideas in someone else's head.

2.    To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a Teacher.  And the second is called a Businessman.

 

The one who succeeds in both is called a Wife. The one who fails in both is called a Husband!  😥😜😷

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Confessional Box ?????

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. 

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side". 😜😜😝