Multibagger

Behind Every FAIL Student,

There Is A HOT Girlfriend

And

What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se

Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Karte Hain. 

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Postman Knocked The Door..

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A Kid Came Wid Cigrete In Mouth &

Beer In Hand..

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Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??

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Kid:" Abe Bhosdi K,

Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai,Baap Ghar Pe Hoga.. 

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Grandson - dadaji aapke daant hai par

dadiji ke kyun nai?

Dada - beta Mere daant hai kyunki main doodh bahot peeya karta tha..

or teri daadi ke nahi hai kyunki 

teri Dadi ganna bahot choosa karti thi... 

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Guptaji to shopkeeper - koi aisi scheme

nikaalo jisme 500rs ki shopping pe sex

free ho..

Shopkeeper - Kya Guptaji, AAP ko pata hi nai, yeh

scheme toh last month nikali thi aur bhabhiji

to 8 baar 1000-1000rs ki shoping bhi kar ke gayi thi... 

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Husband ne magazine padte huye achanak

paas baithi biwi ki choot mein ungli daal di..

Biwi - oh jaanu sex ka mood hai kya?

Husband - nahi yaar, page palatne ke liye

ungli geeli karni hai...