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There's a big difference between men and women when they say :

"I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night ... 😂😝😂

Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me! 💘😜😝

Sab prabhu ki maya hai.

Dogs marriage kyo nahi karte..?

Bumper jawab 

Very simple..!

Kyonki wo to

pehle se hi Kutto ki Zindgi

jee rahe hote he..!

New collection .... 😆👍

Badi behen honeymoon pe gayi. 

Choti ne SMS kiya : Didi jo jeans di thi, jarur pehenana.

Didi reply : Is haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pehnane di, tuze jeans ki padi hai.

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Wife & Husband returned from honeymoon after a week.

Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week? 

Wife : The whole week has made my hole weak.

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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi? 

Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.

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Shock of life....

Biwi ne suhaag raat par shohar se kaha : Please ye condom use nahi karna.

Muze is brand se allergy hai.

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Lady doodh waale se : Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.

Doodh wala : Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho, kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.

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1 ladki film dekhne ke baad galti se boys hostel chali gayi. 

Agle din saheli ne pucha kaun si movie dekhi? 

Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi.

Fir Sab Ne Bana Di Ghodi.

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Pati ne patni ko surprise dene ke liye apne niche ke baal katvaye aur chupke se so gaya.

Neend main patni ne niche haath fera to boli : devarji aap kab aaye?

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Wife : Hamari beti ki bra maine driver ke room main dekhi.

Husband : Kamina kahika, lekin tum waha gayi kyu thi?

Wife : Mai to apni panty lene gayi thi.

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Santa : Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene q nahi aaya. 

Doodhwala : Saahab meri biwi bimar thi. 

Santa : To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata....

I was realy angry wen i lost quiz by 1point.

las question was

"wher do men nd women mstly hav curly hair"

I was sure dat i was corect bt stupid judges said

"Africa"

Husband  &  Wife  Boxing  ka match  mehnga  ticket  khareed  kar  dekhne  gaye .

1  Boxer  ne  1st  mint  m  hi doosre  ko  knock  out  kar  diya .

Husband :  Oh  Shit .

Biwi : Ab  Aap  ko  patta  challa  k  1  mint  mein  " KHEL "  khatam hone  par  kitna  ghussa  aata  hai .

Jin  ko  samjh  aaya  wo  aagay forward  karen .  baki  pogo  dekhe...

Most Dangerous Qualities of Wives:

She listens HALF,

Understands QUARTER,

Thinks ZERO,

Reacts DOUBLE,

and REMEMBERS 100%