A sardar and a woman were good friends. They decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding they discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, sardar decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it INFREQUENTLY' she replied.

The sardar sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,  leaned over towards her and whispered -

"Is that one word or two?" 😄

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😳😳

अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा👶

एक आदमी अपने 11 साल के बेटे का स्कूल बैग देख रहा था

बैग में से एक कंडोम मिला

बाप: इस उम्र में बैग में ये ले के घूमता है

बच्चा: तो क्या करूँ

इस उम्र में बाप बन जाऊँ?

बर्दाश्त तो आपसे वो भी नहीं होगा 😝😂