Last night, I went to a party hosted by my rich Punjabi friend, Singh. 

On arrival, he greeted me with his pretty wife and said, "LICK HER IN THE FRONT & BANG HER AT THE BACK". 

I was SCANDALIZED!!!

Then his wife explained, "Bhaisahab! Unhone kaha, "LIQUOR IN THE FRONT & BHANGRA AT THE BACK"".

😜😜😜😜😝😝