Hilarious ONE liners -

👉 If u don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

👉 Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

👉 Squirrel who runs up woman's leg does not find nuts.

👉 Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.

👉 Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.

👉 If U think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

👉 What matters is not the length of the Wand, but the magic it the stick.

👉 Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.